Whenever someone lets a ripe one rip- just press this big red button and humiliate them. It*s great for your cubicle or home office. Keep it handy because you never know when someone will pass by...**and pass gas!****Phrases Include:***** I*d Blame The Dog- but I don*t have One *** Are we near a Zoo- or did that smell Come from You. *** Warning!! Fart Detected. All stand Clear. Remove all Smelling Devices! *** Silent But Deadly!*** Tell Me- Do Farts Have Lumps?*** Theres no Gas Shortage Here!**