Sure- everyone does it; but everyone tries to hide it a little differently. Farts: A Spotter*s Guide will help you pinpoint he (or she) who dealt it every time. This hilarious book identifies the habitat- range- voice- and *field marks* of tencommon wind breakers- from the gentle hiss of the Silent-but-Deadly to the rip-roaring flatulation of the Seismic Blast. The attached battery powered fart machine reproduces each emanation in accurate sound. Grossly hip illustrations by the Fudge Factory*syes- you read that rightTravis Millard depict the offenders and offendees in brilliant detail. Printed on durable card stock- this is pure- unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let *er rip!****Features:*** Hard Cover Book*** Helps you to pinpoint he (or she) who dealt it every time*** Identifies the habitat- range- voice- and *field marks* of tencommon wind breakers- from the gentle hiss of the Silent-but-Deadly to the rip-roaring flatulation of the Seismic Blast