So what if you*re turning 70; after all- with age comes wisdom and more excuses to woop loudly as you cruise past pedestrians on your brand new mobility scooter—and at least you*re not 80! This book is packed with celebratory quotations to help you shrug your shoulders- blow out the candles- and keep calm- perfect for septuagenarians everywhere.****Features:*** Hard Cover Book*** 157 Pages