Two things best stored underground: dead bodies and wine. Now most wine underground is stored in an actual wine cellar- but there*s no reason you couldn*t put it 6 feet under. And then- in case of zombie apocalypse your wine will resurface along with whomever you*ve got buried there- and y*all can have a lovely drink together. Just remember the first time your zombie friend says *Braaaaains* that bottles also make excellent bats when aimed at undead skulls.****Features:*** Zombie Hand Wine Bottle Holder*** Holds one wine bottle*** Velour bottom keeps zombie from scratching up your nice furniture*** Polystone Resin**